Dear Kathie Lee and Hoda (but Mostly Kathie Lee) – Bullying is NOT OK!

This one is for everyone, since we are all affected by bullying.  My blogger friend Jacquelyn from Little Owl Crunchy Mama was verbally attacked on national television by two well-known hosts of Today Show: Kathie Lee and Hoda.  What for?  Because she has chosen to not use shampoo to wash her hair with for the last 5 years.  So what, right?  But she doesn’t fit the norm!  The disgusting display of bullying is a great example of why our public school systems have yet to get control of bullying.  And the comments that anonymous readers made afterwards were equally appalling, making me wonder, once again, about humanity.  If this is the example we are giving our children then there is no hope of reducing bullying in our society.  Once again, someone who has done something that is different than the norm, is being ridiculed by two unkind, unhappy people.  Bullying is done by people who are not happy with themselves, and feel it necessary to lash out at others in order to feel better about themselves.  Thankfully I know that not everyone is like these two women, and that there are a lot of kind, non-judgemental people out there.  Jacquelyn has had an overwhelming response from readers who are equally horrified and disgusted with the display of unkindness.  And I hope you are one of them.  Please take a moment to head over and give her some support! And in case you are wondering whyI am taking this so seriously?  Well, I don’t wash my hair with shampoo and I haven’t for over 2 years.  And it  doesn’t stink.  To read more about my experiences click here.  -From Leona at My Healthy Green Family.

The following letter was written by Leslie Erin of Crunchy Betty, in response to Kathie Lee and Hoda regarding the “No Poo” post on LittleOwlCrunchyMomma’s “no poo” by Jacquelyn Byers. In support of our dear blogging friend Jacquelyn many bloggers are showing our support by posting this article (with permission).

You can view their video here at 6:30 minutes into the video.

Jacquelyn Byers from LittleOwlCrunchyMama

used with permission

Dear Kathie Lee and Hoda (but mostly Kathie Lee),

Shhh.

Just … shh.

For a minute. Let me talk. Let someone else talk. Please.

Shhh.

Yesterday, with the exceptional display of journalistic prowess only the two of you can pull off, you publicly shamed a woman. You know, just a little good-natured name calling of a commoner, in between Kathie Lee’s cringe-worthy lyric-forgetting and the best hair evah (EVAH) popular girls circle jerk. No harm, no foul, right?

I get it, girlfriends. I really do get it. You live in a world where you’re plied with products and serums and perfumes and creams made of extracts of baby albino tiger tears mixed with space-aged polymers coated in 200 karat gold. You don’t really know what’s going on *out here* unless your producers shove a bottle of wine and a paper covered in words in front of your face and say, “Don’t think. Just talk.”

I know there’s an in-touch part of you somewhere, it just happens to focus on things like the latest stiletto-wedge-ballet-pump from Jimmy Choo or what Lady Gaga ate for breakfast yesterday morning (extracts of baby albino tiger tears, no doubt).

But out here, ladies, something else is going on. And it’s something your producers won’t hand you a script for (something that would never please the overlord advertisers).

So even though you’re not in touch with it, it does exist. And the beautiful women you made fun of yesterday is a part of it. You can call it “crunchy” (cue Kathie Lee eye roll) or natural or alternative or big bang boopsie. I don’t care. Call it whatever you want, but to look down on it any longer doesn’t fly.

You see, there are thousands of women who have learned one very important thing in the last few years:

We’ve been lied to. We’ve been bamboozled. We’ve been hoodwinked. We’ve been hypnotized by a billion synthetic fragrances slowly stripping us, from the day we’re born, of every shred of the true *natural* humanity we’re a part of.

And because hundreds of women as brave as Jaquelyn Byers of LittleOwlCrunchyMama have spoken out about their no ‘poo lifestyle, we know something you don’t:

Not washing your hair with shampoo doesn’t make you stink. Oh, maybe the first few days are rough, and then any whiff of off-putting smell is gone. It’s gone, and you know why? Because human bodies are designed to work in concert with nature, not battle with it.

We’ve also learned that the stink you cop to having after not washing your hair, Kathie Lee, has more to do with the things that you put IN your body than the things that you put ON your body. A clean diet, more often than not, equals a cleaner smell. And that cleaner smell is quite easy to remove (and be free of), even if you only wash with water.

You can still bathe regularly, Kathie Lee, so you don’t have to worry about smelling like the people “back in the day before shampoo” who only bathed once every few weeks, at most. You can still enjoy other comforts of modern day life. Like, you know, razors and toothbrushes and those little family stick figures you put on your car’s back window. Except not the last part. Please, not those.

I don’t know why I expect more of you, but I do. I expect women in the media to be conscientious about the way they talk about new ideas and, even more so, the way they talk about people. About other women. And, for heaven’s sake, about other women and their relationship with their children.

The disrespect you showed Jacquelyn, simply because she does something you’re not brave enough to learn about, much less try, was nothing short of schoolyard bullying.

I have a friend, you know, who has two girls: ages 5 and 7. And when she caught her children making fun of another kid for having curly hair, do you know what she did? She curled their hair. For a week straight, the girls had curly hair, just so they understood what another person was feeling.

So I know that one of you – I’m guessing Hoda, because she seems to be the bravest of the gang – is going to swallow your pill and do the right thing now. If a 5-year-old and 7-year-old can do it, you can muster up the emotionally responsible fortitude to do it, too.

Don’t wash your hair.

For six weeks.

Do not wash your hair with shampoo. Heck, you could even go the no ‘poo with baking soda and apple cider vinegar route. But either way, no shampoo. For six weeks.

And then come back and talk to us about how awful it is. Then you can talk from an experienced point of view. Then, perhaps, you won’t sit up there on your ultra loud thrones and set the tone for other people to feel like it’s okay to be mean. And many of your viewers were mean. Nasty. Bleh.

Until then, it would be ever so kind if one of you would have a sit down with your producers and schedule a few interviews with women who don’t use shampoo. Get them in your studio. Right next to you. In your face.

So you can smell them. And eat crow.

(I hear it’s delicious this time of year.)

And goodness knows I’m not saying it will work for you. It may not! I mean, let’s be honest, it won’t, because it takes exquisitely detailed spritzing and teasing and coiffing to get you camera ready all the time. But what’s six weeks going to hurt, right? Time flies when you’re a celebrity.

Try it. It’s not like you’ll lose your job – unlike the way you do when you anger the masses by being heartless and snarky.

The worst that can happen is that you’ll stink. The best that can happen is that you’ll gain our respect – and a naturally beautiful head of hair in the process.

~Leslie – Crunchy Betty 

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  1. Annette Caldwell DeJong says:

    Wow, well said!

  2. Nicki Bonney says:

    Excellent! Thanks so much for sharing!

  3. Well said indeed!! I have never (and would never again) watched the Today Show. Those women truly are the epitome of ignorance. Thank goodness for the Internet world where the almighty dollar doesn’t necessarily control what we view, as it does with tv broadcasting.

  4. How rude of those ‘women’ . They are highly mis-informed and extremely bad mannered. They need to take a look in the mirror and see how false they really are on the outside as well as what nastiness they have inside. They are so very made up and would probably not look very good on television if their chemical masks were removed. Shame on Ms Shriver for not saying something about their rudeness but I suppose she is feathering her own nest and has to run with the crowd.

    Jacqueline you look beautiful, fresh and natural.

    All the best to you

  5. You go girl very eloquently put……

  6. nice share

  7. Did they ever issue an apology? Was just forced to see part of their show while sitting in the Dr. Office waiting room, guess what they commenting on, how horrible bullying is. REALLY?!?! I only caught just this little clip of the show so I don’t know if they apologized on the show at some point for their own bullying. Wondering if you’d had any response or heard of an apology?

  8. Debi Bailey says:

    Preach on sistah…very well said and oh, so true…!!!

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